Cricket fans scale new heights in stupidity
NEW DELHI//PORT ELIZABETH/SOMALIA: After the hilarious thrashing of Pepsi Boys…er…Team India by South Africa, Indian cricket has tainted itself once again by nose diving into the murky waters of politics.
A day before the selectors pick the team for Tests in South Africa, it's not just the Left that's talking about Ganguly’s return - even some random Indian in Somalia is.
“Dada’s return is inevitable. I, for one, have staged a hunger rally here in Somalia…we will not eat until Dada returns to the cricket pitch,” vowed Raju, who was “accidentally” dropped off in Somalia by his dad a few years back.
“We will not eat, I tell you…Dada, dada, dada,” he added.
“You sonofabitch, we are not going to eat anyway, this is f***ing Somalia, man,” screamed Qaamuuska Magacyada, who had learnt to speak English during summer afternoons since lunch was conspicuous by its absence anyway.
However the recent failure of Team India had consequences far more serious than the unnecessary ranting of a third world monkey stuck in a fourth world country.
In a sort of weird development, the selection meeting scheduled in Mumbai has been shifted to Delhi where selectors will meet BCCI chief Sharad Pawar before they choose the team on Thursday.
This was considered weird because anyone with half-a-brain can tell you that all Indians have to do are stop drinking aerated drinks and concentrate on running between the wickets. Even a retard will tell you that Dhoni should learn how to bat.
Pallavan, a retard from Alipore Mental Hospital in Kolkata, vouched for the same. “Ahhhh…bahhhh…hmmmm…Dhoni…ahhhh…cannot..CANNOT…CANNOT bat for nuts…peanuts…CASHEWNUTS…Bahhhhh,” he said after being sedated for purposes of including his stupid-ass comment.
All said and done, after the smoke clears up, just before the dawn breaks effervescently and all that clichéd crap…Team India must think of a change in career.
We, at Blah, recommend that they immediately enroll themselves as crash test dummies for Monster Trucks. If not for safety concerns, then at least for laughs.
F**k Team India.
F**k Pawar.
F**k anyone who can’t cope with the fact that Indian cricket team not only sucks, but also swallows.
A day before the selectors pick the team for Tests in South Africa, it's not just the Left that's talking about Ganguly’s return - even some random Indian in Somalia is.
“Dada’s return is inevitable. I, for one, have staged a hunger rally here in Somalia…we will not eat until Dada returns to the cricket pitch,” vowed Raju, who was “accidentally” dropped off in Somalia by his dad a few years back.
“We will not eat, I tell you…Dada, dada, dada,” he added.
“You sonofabitch, we are not going to eat anyway, this is f***ing Somalia, man,” screamed Qaamuuska Magacyada, who had learnt to speak English during summer afternoons since lunch was conspicuous by its absence anyway.
However the recent failure of Team India had consequences far more serious than the unnecessary ranting of a third world monkey stuck in a fourth world country.
In a sort of weird development, the selection meeting scheduled in Mumbai has been shifted to Delhi where selectors will meet BCCI chief Sharad Pawar before they choose the team on Thursday.
This was considered weird because anyone with half-a-brain can tell you that all Indians have to do are stop drinking aerated drinks and concentrate on running between the wickets. Even a retard will tell you that Dhoni should learn how to bat.
Pallavan, a retard from Alipore Mental Hospital in Kolkata, vouched for the same. “Ahhhh…bahhhh…hmmmm…Dhoni…ahhhh…cannot..CANNOT…CANNOT bat for nuts…peanuts…CASHEWNUTS…Bahhhhh,” he said after being sedated for purposes of including his stupid-ass comment.
All said and done, after the smoke clears up, just before the dawn breaks effervescently and all that clichéd crap…Team India must think of a change in career.
We, at Blah, recommend that they immediately enroll themselves as crash test dummies for Monster Trucks. If not for safety concerns, then at least for laughs.
F**k Team India.
F**k Pawar.
F**k anyone who can’t cope with the fact that Indian cricket team not only sucks, but also swallows.
posted by Random Lizard | 10:19 AM
5 Comments:
oouch! that was cruel, but awesome!
dudes...ever plan to update?
u guys dead or wat!!!
sure, we would. We are just waiting for life to remove all those corporate rods from our asses
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